Season 8 Episode 2

Did you enjoy this week's feast of mouth-watering hunks on The Bachelorette? Join the club, but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which eligible bachelors are at the front of the pack!

We've ranked the most powerful players from Season 8, Episode 2, based on their sex appeal, personality, and variable degrees of insanity. Check it out!

Name: Kermit The Frog
Ranking: 5
Pros: He...

The time has come for us to take a journey to Emily's World, a terrifying place where people blink way too much (albeit sweetly) — and herds of eligible bachelors frolick shirtless by the pool while rubbing oil on their chests.

Most of Emily Maynard's menfolk get along with each other (though we're sensing some major tension between Boombox Stevie and Kash Money Kalon), and, this week,......

Kalon McMahon is getting the Contestant Everyone Else Hates edit on The Bachelorette Season 8 — like he’s the next Justin “Rated-R” Rego or Courtney Robertson. But why?

What if he’s really more of an eccentric intellectual like Season 7’s Ames Brown? What if he’s just misunderstood like The Bachelor 15’s Michelle Money? Or just disliked for no...

Anyone else feeling a little sorry for Kalon McMahon at this point? More on him later. It’s time for the other guys of The Bachelorette Season 8 to get some time — just not guys named Joe or nerdy-hot science teachers named Aaron. But the door is open for guys to read love letters for half the night. We’ll all just wait. Emily Maynard was so sassy she earned herself her own......

Emily Maynard is not interested in playing cat and mouse. She’s more into pig and frog. And she’s the Piggy when it comes to going after her shy little Kermit, Jef Holm. Or something. Emily showed a nice sassy side on The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 2 and earned her own set of great quotes. But don’t worry, it’s not a competition, Emily! No prizes!

Emily [to Ryan...