Season 8 Episode 4

You guys, it's all happening. The Bachelorette has morphed into the wondrous WTF-fest that we've come to know and love, and it's all thanks to a man and his egg. You were doubtless OMG-ing yourself silly during this week's episode, so we've rounded up the top three jaw-dropping moments for you to look back on. Enjoy!

1. Egg Man Goes Insane, Smashes His Egg
Remember when Travis showed up with a......

Emily Maynard's life is hard. She has a hoard of men who love her (sigh, girl problems), and is faced with the task of whittling them down, one stud at a time. Clearly, she needs help –– and that's where we come in.  

We've ranked the most powerful players from Season 8, Episode 3, based on their sex appeal, personality, and variable degrees of insanity. Check it out!

Another day, another fabulous episode of The Bachelorette. This week, Emily Maynard put her brothel of bros to the test by forcing them to hang out with small children. You know, to make sure they're suitable fathers to that sweet girl Ricki who occasionally pops up on screen.

Em also treats two lucky gents to solo dates — and let's just say one of them gets her motor running. Hint:...

Don't interrupt Emily Maynard. Don't call marrying her and raising her kid a "compromise." Don't present her with an ostrich egg named Shelley — unless you want her to smash it. Don't be younger than her. Don't cry about your child in front of her. Do, however, check out our 10 favorites quotes from The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 3 — and do picture a shirtless Sean Lowe doing......

Emily Maynard’s friend Wendy is a blast. She lived out our fantasies on The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 3 — making the men take their shirts off and do push-ups to … um … show how much fatherhood potential they have. That was the idea, anyway, but what it really accomplished was showing off how sexy the men are. But then Ryan Bowers turned things around and...