Season 9

Every girl who vies for love on The Bachelorette is like a unique, delicate rose. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Therefore, Season 9’s Desiree Hartsock and Season 8 Bachelorette Emily Maynard are, like, totally the same... but different. Ya know? Well, even if you don’t, we know something that’s possibly true: Des and Emily are equally beautiful and amazing...

Nn-chh, nn-chh, nn-chh... Hear that sound? It’s the sound of DJ Brad McKinzie’s heart, beating in time to his love for Season 9 Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock. Yep, that’s right, ladies and gentleman. This hottie with the whitest teeth we’ve ever seen is vying for love on The Bachelorette, and he’s ac-counting on finding it! Oh haha, did we forget to mention that...

Desiree Hartsock is the luckiest girl this side of Bachelor Mansion — not only does she get to travel the world while looking for love, she gets to do so with 25 beyond-hunky contestants vying for her attention! Des' potential hubbies are all fabulous in their own way, but we've fallen for Robert "Bobby" Graham, a 30-year-old advertising entrepreneur from Arizona.

Robert and his sexy...

We watch The Bachelorette for three reasons: 1) The romantic love story, 2) The fact that it's the best show ever in the entire universe, and 3) The shirtless hotties.

There's nothing more wonderful than watching 25 freshly waxed cuties parade around Bachelor Mansion semi-drunk and half-naked, and it looks like we'll be treated to an entire season of hot bods during Desiree Hartsock's love...