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To rewrite the epic words of Celine Dion, our hearts will not go on. Not after re-living these shocking eliminations from The Bachelorette, each of which is a gazillion times more tragic than the fact that Rose selfishly hogged that raft while Jack froze to death.

We've rounded up the five most jaw-dropping good-byes in Bachelorette history to get you pumped about Desiree Hartsock's season....

Bachelor Pad 3 might be over (nooooooooo!), but the beautiful words of wisdom we had the pleasure of hearing over the past eight weeks will stay with us always. No really, we are being haunted by Chris Harrison on a nightly basis. We get it, Chris, you love flowers.

Without further ado, check out the top 10 quotes from The Pad!

10. Blakeley gets her astrology on: “I’m a Scorpio and...

Are you an emotional banana sandwich after that finale? Captain Protein Powder Nick Peterson stopped by Bachelor Pad 3 just long enough to take the money and run — after apparently promising he would share the money with The Widow Rachel Truehart. Meanwhile, Rachel got her butt chewed out by Jaclyn Swartz, got reminded that Michael Stagliano was never falling for her and — oh...

Are you “flabberghasted” that Kalon McMahon couldn’t use his witty powers of suggestion to save himself and Lindzi Cox? Should he have bribed Bachelor Pad 3’s resident "emotional alcoholics" with free helicopters? Or maybe Team Kindzi should’ve tried to 1) spell better and 2) hide their adorableness so no one saw them as a threat. If we learned anything this...

Did you enjoy this week's cornucopia of mouth-watering hotties on Bachelor Pad 3? Join the club — but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which dudes and dudettes are at the front of the whack pack! We've ranked the most powerful players from Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 5 based on their sex appeal, chance of winning, and variable degrees of drunkenness. Check it out!

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