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Are you “flabberghasted” that Kalon McMahon couldn’t use his witty powers of suggestion to save himself and Lindzi Cox? Should he have bribed Bachelor Pad 3’s resident "emotional alcoholics" with free helicopters? Or maybe Team Kindzi should’ve tried to 1) spell better and 2) hide their adorableness so no one saw them as a threat. If we learned anything this...

Did you enjoy this week's cornucopia of mouth-watering hotties on Bachelor Pad 3? Join the club — but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which dudes and dudettes are at the front of the whack pack! We've ranked the most powerful players from Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 5 based on their sex appeal, chance of winning, and variable degrees of drunkenness. Check it out!

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Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 4 was a glorious two hours filled with weeping baseball players (off camera), hot dogs, and white wine. Lucky for you, we've managed to fish out the seven biggest WTF moments in a sea of OMFG goodery for you to look back on! Also, we recommend that you enjoy this list in an unwashed string bikini for the full effect.

1. Erica Eats Her Hair, Everyone Skips Lunch
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Did you enjoy this week's cornucopia of mouth-watering hotties on Bachelor Pad 3? Join the club — but now comes the hard part. It's time to figure out which dudes and dudettes are at the front of the whack pack! We've ranked the most powerful players from Bachelor Pad 3, Episode 4 based on their sex appeal, chance of winning, and variable degrees of drunkenness. Check it out!

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Missing: Jamie Otis’ self-esteem, dignity and overall grasp of reality. But at least she looked really pretty this week. (Nice earrings!) The Bachelor Pad 3 lass should call Melissa Schreiber. Melissa drowned in these exact waters on Bachelor Pad 2 and they could probably bond over their shared sad, crazy, delusions disappointment. And, seriously, all this drama over Chris Bukowski?...