Where Are They Now?

We miss Chris Bukowski even more than we miss stuffed crust pizza. This folksy Polishman won us over during Emily Maynard's season of Bachelorette, and his cunning (read: vaguely evil) behavior on Bachelor Pad 3 really sealed the deal. We're in love! But what is Chris up to now that his time on reality television has come to a close?

Mr. Bukowchickawowski is currently living in Gaithersburg,...

Oh, John Wolfner, you adorable stud mutt-fin, you (see what we did there? Wolf jokes!). This hunk didn't make it far during Emily Maynard's season of The Bachelorette, but he managed to win Bachelor Nation over with his kind eyes, and the fact that he reminds us of Jacob in Twilight for obvious reasons having to do with supernatural canines.

We miss Ryan Bowers. Yeah, we see him in our dreams every night, but where is he in real life, right guys?

Despite Ryan's brief foray into sexism and that one time he wore a square-neck tank top, dude was a fan-favorite during Emily Maynard's season of Bachelorette. He was funny, charming, wore turquoise shoes to make Emily happy, and yes — we appreciate that he refused to leave when...

Time to take a trip to the beautiful world of Frank Neuschaefer, otherwise known as Neuschaeflandia. We got to know Frank during his stint on Ali Fedotowsky's season of The Bachelorette, but he's been pretty off-the-grid since he stomped all over Ali's heart and left the show.

After Bachelorette, Frank returned to his hometown of Chicago, where he spends time watching football (go Bears!),...

You guys, sparkly teardrops shaped like Chris Harrison's face are falling from our eyes. Why? Because Blakeley "p*ssy waxer" Jones is going through an epic breakup. You might remember Blakeley from Ben Flajnik's season of The Bachelor, but she really shined on Bachelor Pad 3. And when we say shined, we mean that in the most literal way possible — lady was lathered in body oil.