Wait for the right moment Damon: Hey Stef, remember when you killed Dad? You might want to dial down the judgment until dessert. (Season 3, Episode 13, “Bringing Out the Dead”) Stefan needs a hit Damon: You’ll have to excuse my little brother. He’s jonesing for some O positive. (Season 3, Episode 17, “Break on Through”) Don’t get in his way Damon (about Stefan): He just tried to behead someone in the middle of a council party. He’s operating on Crazy right now. (Season 3, Episode 11, “Our Town”) But wait — hear her out! Damon: I know what you’re thinking and the answer is ‘No.’ Elena: If we give him Rebekah… Damon: Then he undaggers her and the first thing she does is kill you. Frying pan. Fire. Not an option. (Season 3, Episode 10, “The New Deal”) Ghost never gets old Damon: Alright Whoopi. What do you need? Candles, incense, a pottery wheel? (Season 3, Episode 19, “Heart of Darkness”) No time to recap Damon: I found some more white oak. Long story. Wait for the movie. (Season 3, Episode 18, “The Murder of One”) Damon drops the L-bomb Elena: If I hadn’t asked Stefan to help you’d try to be the hero and you would have ruined everything. Damon: I’m sorry for trying to keep you alive. Clearly Stefan doesn’t give a crap anymore. Elena: Now you’re mad at me for including Stefan? Damon: No I’m mad at you because I love you. Elena: Well, maybe that’s the problem. (Awkward pause.) No, that’s not what I mean — Damon: No, I got it Elena. I care too much. I’m a liability. How ironic is that? (Season 3, Episode 14, “Dangerous Liaisons”)
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