Credit: Bill Records/ABC Family Photo: Emma Gets Dipped by Sutton’s Dad in Season 1, Episode 2: “Being Sutton”

There were so many hilarious one-liners in The Lying Game Episode 2 that we could barely contain our LOLz! You’re in for a treat, Gamers: We’ve rounded up the top 10 quotes from “Being Sutton.” Buckle up, it’s gonna be a snarktastic ride.

1. Char (Kristen Prout) chats with Emma (Alexandra Chando): “We’ve got more important things to do... like shopping!”

Let’s get our priorities straight, girls. First manicures, then shopping.

2. Ethan (Blair Redford) explains his studly ways: “After juvie, I had to go on the straight and narrow. Job. Shoes. Haircut.”

‘Cause you know bad boys... always shoeless?

3. Ethan covers his tracks at the police precinct: “Just wanted to see what celebs are in rehab.”

We all know he was secretly watching Demi’s “Skyscraper” music video on YouTube.

4. Ethan shoots Emma a text: “I don’t do dresses.”

If he did, this show wouldn’t be on ABC Family.

7. Mads (Alice Greczyn) teaches Emma life lessons: “Um, hello? BWR. Buy, Wear, Return!”

Ah yes, the age-old acronym.

8. Char catches a glimpse of Ethan: “That guy so gives me the creeps. Look, actual goose bumps.”

Yeah, nothing is scarier than a valet at a country club!

9. Nisha (Sharon Pierre-Louis) gets her snark on: “You and your laptop. Just like Freddy Krueger and his claw.”

Except Sutton (Alexander Chando) doesn’t use her laptop to kill people. We hope.

10. Mads, when her dad gives her a call: “I’m pretty sure they had him in mind when they invented the ignore button.”

Get it, girl!

Credit: ABC Family Photo: Sneak Peek Video: Emma’s Ruining Sutton’s Life in Season 1, Episode 3: "Double Dibs"