Ethan's (Blair Redford) middle parted hair flop is finally back in our erotic ABC Family fantasies, and we couldn't be happier. We've missed this damaged stud so much, and don't even get us started on the rest of the whack pack crew Ethan hangs out with, sob! The season premiere of The Lying Game was even more thrilling than we expected, and we've rounded up the top 3 WTF moments of he episode.
1. Ethan Might Be Alcoholic
So, we don't want to make Ethan feel awkward or anything, but we just called AA. Mostly because he spent this entire episode passed out in a broken lawn chair surrounded by empty bottles of beer, flannel, and weird pieces of discarded motorcycle parts. Also he is under 21 and living with a policeman. Worst cop ever.
2. The Country Club Is Literally Only Place In Phoenix
Last time we checked, Phoenix was a thriving city full of restaurants, bars, and (yes, Ethan) chapters of The Lonely Hearts Club. Yet our confuzzled gamers still haven't realized that there's more to life than their golf club. It's called a movie theater, guys. Please find one and make out in it. And no, Thayer (Christian Alexander), no one wants to go see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey with you.
3. Rebecca Sewell Can't Stop Popping Out Secret Children
Look, we know the 90s was a sexually confusing time full of short-alls and pleated khakis, but there's no excuse for how many secret children Rebecca Sewell has. Not only does this broad have twin daughters, turns out she popped some stud muffin out of her looms. If this dude's dad is also Ted (Andy Buckley), we're gonna lose it.
4. Emma Visits Alec In Prison, Because Apparently That's Allowed
The state of Arizona has so much explaining to do. Frankly, we blame Ethan's flock of horse friends for all the weird stuff that's been going on lately (they seemed creepy), including Emma's (Alexandra Chando) visit to see Alec in jail. Isn't she an unaccompanied minor? We're not even sure she'd be allowed on an airplane by herself, let alone a jail.
5. Mads Steals Bottle Of Wine, No One Notices
Fail, country club staff. We spied with our little eye at least three bartenders working at the fair, and none of them noticed the daughter of a convicted murderer wander up and steal vino. Furthermore, no one noticed Mads (Alice Greczyn) get drunk and pass out on a grassy knoll. Well, no one but Ethan, who was just like "IDGAF" and left.