We're judging you, Ethan White Horse Whisperer (Blair Redford).
 
It's like, we spend the entirety of The Lying Game's first season thinking this double-damaged stud is the perfect human specimen, and then he up and plagiarizes a history paper. Our twin-themed fantasies will never be the same, sob!

This week, Ethan realized that surprise! he's flunking out of high school, which is hardly a shocker considering that he spends his waking hours sippin' on brewskis and riding around the desert on a motorcycle. Unfortunately, Ethan decided to hand in a plagiarized paper, which makes him the Biggest Liar of the Week, ya'll.

Now that Ethan's lied his tightie whities off, Emma (Alexandra Chando) thinks he's an even hotter mess than usual and we can't see them getting back together anytime soon. We're pretty blown away that Ethan would take such a huge risk for a passing grade, but hey –– crazier things have happened in Phoenix. Like the fact that Ted (Andy Buckley) and Kristin (Helen Slater) have no idea their cabin is being used as a homeless shelter for hapless teens.

In other news, remember when Ethan whiled away his days skipping through fields with his horse friends and wearing way too much denim? Those were such beautiful, innocent times. What changed Ethan? Come back to us.