Time to check in on everyone's favorite sociopath, Rebecca "Give Me My Babies!" Sewell (Charisma Carpenter). She's basically the Angelina Jolie of The Lying Game (only even more obsessed with popping out kiddos), except she's a compulsive liar.
 
For reasons we have yet to understand, Rebecca has developed an elaborate plot to bring her OG family together, and naturally said plot involves lies, deceit, horrifying sex scenes with potential murderers, and way too many bandage dresses. Sure, Rebecca could just tell Kristin (Helen Slater) the truth about being Emma and Sutton's (Alexandra Chando) biological mother, but why do that when she can systematically destroy her life?

This week, Rebecca took her lying game (see what we did there?) to a whole new level while shacked up in the backwoods with Alec (Adrian Pasdar). Not only did this lady catch a fleet of diseases from sleeping in the same sheets as Sutton and Ethan, she perpetuated the lie that she had nothing to do with Alec's incarceration. Psshhhh, as if. Not only did Rebecca frame Alec for Derek's murder (um, we think?), she bribed a judge to keep him in jail and then lied about it to everyone. In the words of Britney Spears, she's not that innocent.

Also, shout out to Thayer (Christian Alexander), our second biggest liar of the week. How dare you not tell us that you were a surfing pro? Who keeps that kind of magic a secret? Now excuse us while we change into a monokini and prepare to folick along the beach with you. See ya in five, brah.