Want to try an Originals-themed juice cleanse? (File this under: things we never thought we’d say.)
Holistic juicers Joulebody are teaming up with Gilt City and The CW to offer a juice cleanse inspired by The Originals. The cleanse, aptly titled “Blood Cleanse,” is rich red and pitch black (like blood, duh), and it’s packed with beets, kale, blueberries, strawberries, and more root veggies that Nina Dobrev would surely approve of.
But the best part of this cleanse is the packaging. Each bottle is not only marked with NOLA’s iconic Fleur de Lys, but it proudly boasts the Mikaelson family name. So you’re not drinking just any juice cleanse, you’re drinking the Mikaelson’s Original Blood Cleanse, which makes it inherently yummier.
And then there are the juices, which are also cleverly named — from Kale or be Kaled to Howl at the Noon. The three-day cleanse is packed with five deliciously nutritious juices per day. The three-day bloody cleanse from Joulebody includes:
– 9 a.m. Morning Ritual juices: strawberry, orange, beet, and kale
– 12 p.m. Howl at the Noon juices: root vegetables
– 3 p.m. Kale or be Kaled juices: kale, celery, beet, parsley, and apple juice
– 5 p.m. Blood Sugar juices: lemon, grapefruit, beet, and cayenne pepper
– 8 p.m. Heart of Darkness juices: cinnamon, honey, coconut water, and beet
So rejoice, Originals fans! You can now suck down “blood” just like Klaus, and you don’t have to worry about making a mess or the hassle of breaking into a hospital to steal a blood bag.
The “Blood Cleanse” will be available exclusively on GiltCity.com on Wednesday, September 25 for $119. Seems like a small price to pay for excellence, sweethearts.
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Catch the series premiere of The Originals on Thursday, October 3, 2013, at 9 p.m. ET on The CW.
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