Another week, another amazing writing job by Julie Plec and her gaggle of writers. Season 1, Episode 7 (“Bloodletting”) of The Originals saw the epic arrival of Klaus’s (Joseph Morgan) bitter rival, Tyler Lockwood (Michael Trevino) and some exploration of Hayley’s (Phoebe Tonkin) werewolf past. As expected, this episode was once again filled with epic lines that we’ll be writing down and using when we want to prove our mastering of sass.

While things in Mystic Falls on The Vampire Diaries are really getting confusing, with doppelgangers coming out of the woodworks, things down in New Orleans are just getting started and the we’re only tapping the surface of what secrets lie in the bayou.

Check out the Top 10 quotes from tonight’s episode and then hit the comments to let us know which quip was your fave!

Fight Club

Marcel: “And the first rule of Fight Night is, the vampire left standing at the end of the night is one step closer to the inner-circle and one of these… a daylight ring. If you can impress me with a little ultra-violence, you too can enjoy the warmth of the sun on your face. All you have to do is kick a little ass.”

Fancy Elijah!

Klaus: “What’s the matter Elijah? Afraid a bit of splashing in the bog might ruin your expensive shoes?”

Sad Little Puppy

Elijah: “We should head South toward the water.”

Klaus: “You seem quite determined to find the little wolf.”

Elijah: “If i’m moving too fast for you Niklaus, you’re welcome to wait in the car...do be certain to leave the windows down.”

Uh-Oh!

Josh: “Oh no, you’re the super-witch!”

Femme Fatale

Marcel: “You’re so hot when you’re angry.”

The Infamous Klaus

Hayley: “How can you be so sure Klaus knows what the baby’s blood will do?”

Tyler: “What do you think? Klaus Mikaelson — killer of men, women, and puppies — wants to be a daddy? Or he’s got an ulterior motive?”

The Simple Life

Josh: “All I wanted to do was meet boys. Things are so much more complicated. Now all I want to do is meet boys, feed on people’s blood, get one of those daylight rings so I don’t burn in the sunlight. All perfectly normal things.”

Witches of Crazytown

Davina: “Basically, a coven of psycho witches want to sacrifice me in a blood ritual.”

SWOON

Marcel: “Starting right now, you have a choice. Between the brother who takes away your happiness whenever he feels like it and the man who wants to give you everything you’ve ever wanted.”

Can't Hold Him Down

Rebekah: “This little chamber may work for your riffraff, but do you really think it will hold my brother?”

What did you think of the episode, Originals fans? What were some of your favorite quotes? Share in the comments below! 

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