With The Originals back in action, we’ve been introduced to a new reigning king of one-liners: Josh (Steven Krueger). He may have been under Klaus’ (Joseph Morgan) mind compulsion for most of the first half of this season, but he’s now he’s footloose and fancy-free now. He totally owned the midseason premiere, but can his streak continue?

In tonight’s episode, it’s all about Davina (Danielle Campbell). The teenage witch is deathly ill and it seems like the only way for the craziness she’s causing to stop is for the Harvest Festival to be completed. In fact, it’s Sophie (Daniella Pineda) who devises a plan to help keep little Davina alive.

Given the dramatic nature of tonight’s episode, we were expecting some great dialogue — and we definitely weren’t disappointed.

Check out the best quotes from tonight’s episode:

99 Problems, But a Witch Ain’t One

Klaus: “Young, old, dead, or alive. Witches are a pain in the ass.”

Witch’s Brew

Sophie: “Ugh. If that’s dinner, I pass.”

Coming Attractions

Sophie: “That earthquake you just felt, a preview of the disaster movie that is about to hit us.”

Mr. Personality

Klaus: “Not a people person, are you Niklaus?”

The Art of War

Sophie: “Am I missing something? Why would you side with me?”
Rebekah: “Sometimes what’s more important is not who you’re siding with, it’s who you’re siding against.”

He Said, She Said

Klaus: “And you wanted to run off and start a life with this backstabber?”
Rebekah: “Says the man who was shacking up with him not two seconds before all of this went down.”

All in the Family

Hayley: “This family gets more complicated by the second.”

Time to Vote

Elijah: “This isn’t a democracy”
Rebekah: “You’re right, it’s family.”

Priorities...

Rebekah: “Survival, first. Plots to overthrow my brother, second.”

The Almost-Kiss

Hayley: “I won’t choose the dead over the living, so why are you?”

What did you think of tonight’s zingers? Hit the comments and let us know!

The Originals airs Tuesday nights at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.

Carson Blackwelder is an Associate Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+!