The war between the witches and the vampires is heating up more than ever on The Originals, especially with Papa Tunde dealing some dangerous magic in the Quarter in tonight’s episode. With tensions higher than ever — not only between factions, but between family members — it’s only a matter of time before it all hits the fan.

In tonight’s episode, Season 1, Episode 12 (“Dance Back From the Grave”), it was all about the witch mess that Celeste has released upon the Big Easy. With her powerful friends roaming the streets, we knew we were in for a very intense episode.

Given the all the drama that’s rising to the surface, we were expecting some great zingers to come along with it — and we definitely weren’t disappointed.

Check out the best one-liners from tonight’s episode:

One Ticket to Mystic Falls, Please!

Marcel: “You’re in a good mood. You should visit Mystic Falls more often.”

Bully-Free Zone

Rebekah: “If you want to stop a bully, you need the power to stand up to them.”

It's 5 o'clock Somewhere

Cami: “It’s a little early for day drinking. Let me guess, Klaus problems?”

#Truth

Hayley: “So Klaus is a dick, and you want to be a good big brother, so we can’t hang out. That sum it up?”

Is That a Threat?

Papa Tunde: “I will hurt Klaus Mikaelson as he hurt me. When I am done, he will wish that he could die.”

Open For Business

Marcel: “You gonna open this place today?”
Cami: “And have you eat the clientele?”

Look Out, Sophie!

Klaus: “Sophie. Just the witch I was looking to brutalize.”

Mincemeat

Elijah: “You can either tell me what you know or I can distribute tiny pieces of you throughout the Quarter.”

Romeo and Juliet?

Marcel: “You know, calling things off with you wasn’t a lack of interest. I was hoping to save you from all of this.”
Cami: “Well thanks, Romeo, but I’m in it.”

What About Me?

Rebekah: “You always talk of Nik’s happiness, but for 1,000 years he has robbed me of any chance of my own. What about me Elijah?”

What did you think about the one-liners from tonight’s episode? Do you have a favorite? Hit the comments and let us know!

The Originals airs Tuesday nights at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.

Carson Blackwelder is an Associate Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+!