Who knew vampires and werewolves were so eloquent? With yet another episode of The Originals, we were gifted with a new bundle of one-liners. Season 1, Episode 13 (“Crescent City”) was a howling good episode, but the song choice was even better.

Tonight’s episode was a big deal for Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin), as her werewolf family was able to walk on two legs for the night and we were introduced to her wolf protector, Jackson. Klaus (Joseph Morgan) was in rare form, and his selfishness got him in a pickle with the newly-risen witches.

And in one of the most dramatic moments thus far, Elijah (Daniel Gillies) was given the option to save only one person out of Klaus, Rebekah (Claire Holt), and Hayley. Harsh, right? Celeste is a major Big Bad. Tonight’s episode was one for the record books and was chock-full of dramatic moments and jaw-dropping zingers.

Here are our favorite quotes from tonight’s all-new episode:

She's alive!

Celeste [to Monique]: “Hello, Monique. Welcome back to the land of the living.”

It's elementary, my dear Watson.

Klaus [to Elijah]: “Can I get you anything, brother? A magnifying glass, a pipe perhaps?”

He's a survivor.

Rebekah [to Hayley]: “Josh isn’t dead yet? Well, good on him. I love a good survivor story.”

WAR!

Cami [to Klaus]: “If there’s a war going on, I want to be on the winning side.”

Werewolf letdown.

Rebekah [to Oliver]: “I was expecting someone furrier.”

Swoon!

Jackson [to Hayley]: “I got to keep my eye on you, precious cargo and all.”

Klaus in charge.

Klaus [to Marcel]: “I decide who lives and dies here, Marcellus.”

We'll never be royals.

Hayley [to Jackson]: “If you’re royalty, where’s the throne?”

Goodbye, Mikaelsons.

Celeste [to Elijah]: “What a horrific ending to your pathetic, diseased family. I guess always isn’t forever after all.”

Witch power!

Bastianna [to Cami and Father Kieran]: “The witches of the French Quarter will rise again.”

What did you think about the quotes from tonight’s episode? Were they perfect or a major letdown? Sound off in the comments below!

The Originals returns on Tuesday, February 25 at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.

Carson Blackwelder is an Assistant Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+!