What do you get when you put three feuding Mikaelsons in a graveyard for an hour? Mayhem, that’s what. And in tonight’s all-new episode of The OriginalsSeason 1, Episode 16 (“Farewell to Storyville”) — that’s exactly what we were given.

Tonight’s episode was full of heartache, danger, and snark, as Klaus (Joseph Morgan), Elijah (Daniel Gillies), and Rebekah (Claire Holt) talked out their family problems all while threatening each other with various weapons. Sounds like a normal family reunion, right?

Check out the best quotes of the night:

Baby Mikaelsons

Young Rebekah: “Will you stay with me till the storm ends?"
Young Klaus: “I will always stay with you, Rebekah.”

Take that back!

Elijah: “You look like father.”

Hush, dude!

Rebekah: “I plead you to shut up and listen.”

To die or not to die...

Rebekah: “You know, I’ve never much thought about dying. One of the perks of being immortal, I guess.”

"Suit and Tie"

Klaus: “You look at me and see everything you abhor in yourself. Sure, you dress it up in your fancy suits and your handkerchiefs. You, with your mask of civility and eloquence, you’re every bit the abomination I am. Or worse.”

You missed!

Rebekah: “You missed my heart.”
Klaus: “Perhaps I did...or perhaps I never meant to kill you. Perhaps I just wanted you to feel a fraction of the fear I felt when father came for me.”

Wretched souls...

Rebekah: “We are the definition of cursed...always and forever.”

Touché, brother.

Klaus: “Now we’re even.”

Free at last!

Klaus: “Then go. Go far away and never come back. We are far too damaged to remain together, less a family now than a volatile mix of ingredients. New Orleans will be mine. I will raise my child here, in the city you took from me. No doubt Elijah will choose to stay. But you, sister, you are free.”

Sisterly advice

Rebekah: “Help him find his way.”

What did you think about tonight’s episode? Hit the comments below and sound off!

The Originals airs Tuesday nights at 8 p.m. ET on The CW.

Carson Blackwelder is an Assistant Editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+!