The Secret Circle

We’ve learned all kinds of life lessons from watching The Secret Circle — for example: Ash is to be avoided at all costs. Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we’ve learned from Season 1, Episode 15!

1. Doorknobs are for muggles.

2. You should be coiffing your hair.

3. Voodoo dolls are the new vibrator.

4. Eye-drops may cause you to be hypnotized into killing your dad.

5. Avoid elderberry sticks at all costs.

6. If you find a circle of ash around your house, call the nearest stud to evaluate it.

7. Double damaged hunks don't use doors, they use windows.

8. To do list: Throw '90s rave, buy hookah.

9. Middle-parted floppy hair should never be cut (way to fail, Charles).

10. Umbrellas will solve all of your problems. Unless you're Rihanna.

11. Pretty girls in comas sleep shirtless.... at their boyfriend's house.

12. Always keep an extra metal chair around in case you have to abduct someone.

13. If you accidentally light your dad on fire, he'll forgive you!

14. Camp songs save lives.

15. Procure dead animal bones for your next party.

16. Grow a chin-tee in time for your next party.

17. If you get abducted, no1curr.

18. There aren't any po-po in Washington state.

19. When in doubt, impale your enemy on a tree branch.

20. Dudes just want their necklaces back.

Can’t get enough of The Secret Circle? Like us on our Facebook page or follow us on Twitter!