This week's episode of The Secret Circle was non-stop LOLercoaster of slow dancing, junkyards, and '90s flashbacks. We’ve rounded up the top five OMG moments for you to look back on. Wands at the ready!

1. John Blackwell: Lady Impregnator
If you thought Jake (Chris Zylka) was a super-stud, prepare to have your mind blown by John Blackwell. Not only did this dude manage to knock up two sexy sweetsixteenagers — he sowed his magical seed into all the ladies in his Circle by encouraging them to sex up their boyfriends sans protection. Then again, this was the ‘90s. No one had even heard of condoms back then. 

In other news, we now know that Chance Harbor High is totally down with all their students getting pregnant. Start procreating, Cassie!  

2. Nick (Louis Hunter) Dies... Again!
How much more can we take, Andrew Miller? It took us weeks to get over Nick's first death (you have no idea how many herbal tinctures we swallowed), and then he comes back into our lives as a sexy inchworm only to be stabbed in the back by Melissa (Jessica Parker Kennedy)? There aren't enough pages in our Moleskine journal to write down all our feelings and emotions, so we have no choice but to start a Tumblr devoted to Nick GIFs. 

3. Flashback to the ‘90s!
You guys, the '90s. The '90s. Our favorite decade came back with a vengeance this week on The Secret Circle, bringing ladybug rings, denim jackets, floral maxi skirts, and the dulcet tones of “ Only Happy When It Rains." Amelia and Elizabeth's amazing '90s bonding session almost made up for Nick's untimely demise — mostly because it reminded us of Clarissa Explains It All. Sigh, memories!

4. Charles Admits to Killing Amelia, Might Be Suffering a Mental Breakdown
Time to walk down the lonely road to Charles Meade's (Gale Harold) house. We're seriously worried about this manwitch's mental stability, and not just because he spent most of this episode curled up in the fetal position, crying. This week, Blackwell replicated the night Charles killed Amelia, causing Charlie Boy to come out of the serial killer closet to Diana (Shelley Hennig). Usually the truth sets you free, but in this case the truth sent Charles on the express train to Grandma Jane's mental asylum.

5. Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) Gets Kidnapped, Everyone's Just Like "Meh"
Looks like Faye got herself kidnapped by a demon worm witch hunter, which means the Circle will probably spend the season finale wandering around Dawson's Creek trying to find her. But was it just us, or did no one react when Blackwell announced that Faye had been abducted by a known murderer? Cassie's face was completely blank and we're pretty sure we saw Adam secretly high five himself.

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Credit: Hollywood Reporter Photo: Secret Circle Spoiler Scene for Season 1, Episode 21, “Prom”: Jake Wants to Take His Brother Out (VIDEO)