full size Jake in Season 1, Episode 22: “Family
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Jake in Season 1, Episode 22: “Family

The Secret Circle's finale was chock full of quotes about magic, crystal skulls, and demon worms. Check out the top 10 snarks from the episode, and don't forget to cast a spell on The CW so they renew our favorite show!

10. Eben's minion attacks Faye (Phoebe Tonkin): "Without your friends, you’re nothing but a little girl in a cheap dress."
Faye: "This dress was not cheap."
It's true; Hot Topic has really upped their prices lately.

9. Faye calls Dawn (Natasha Henstridge): "I've kinda got myself into a lot of trouble and I need your help. The thing is, I know I’m a witch."
Dawn: “I know.”
Faye: “Have you been reading my diary?”
Pretty much the exact same convo we had with our moms last night.
 
8. Cassie (Britt Robertson) fondles her crystal skull: "Its power is amazing!"
Wow, girl has some serious munchies.

7. Jake (Chris Zylka) says bye to Adam (Thomas Dekker): "Hey Adam. Try not to get killed."
Must be opposite day in Chance Harbor.

6. Blackwell creates the crystal skull: "Let their energies reform back into their original collective shape."
Everyone on this show is so high on life, it's unreal.  

5. Melissa (Jessica Parker Kennedy) writhes around the boatyard: "I feel like I’m burning from the inside."
Don't worry, it's just the after effects of a spellgasm.

4. Cassie chats about the crystal skull: "Its power is more than I've ever experienced. It’s dark and seductive."
That's what she said.

3. Blackwell comes clean to his kids: "Everything that I'm doing is for you."
Didn't know Blackwell was a Bryan Adams fan!  
 
2. Charles (Gale Harold) throws himself overboard: "Tell Diana that I love her."
Auuuuuuughhhhhh (read: The sound of us weeping hysterically).
  
1. Melissa raises her glass: "To solo magic."
Faye: "About damn time."
Time to unlock some locks and stop some storms!

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