Credit: Mathieu Young/The CW ©2012 The CW Network, LLC Photo: The Secret Circle's Ladies Look Stylish in Black-and-White Promo Photo

The extended promo for Season 1, Episode 21 of The Secret Circle is 31 jam-packed seconds of zombie studs, weeping middle-agers, and bloody hieroglyphics! If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea whether or not Nick (Louis Hunter) is alive, fear not. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!

0:01 – Cassie (Britt Robertson) Tells The Circle That Nick's Alive
In other words, "I see dead people."

0:02 – Melissa (Jessica Parker Kennedy) Jaw Drops in Horror/Arousal
Uh oh, we have a necrophiliac on our hands. 

0:03 – Nick's Face Peers at Us, We Clap Hands in Glee
Who cares if his skin is green? Still hot.

0:04 – Nick Takes Forever Walking Up Some Stairs
Clearly, he's climbing the stairway to heaven.

0:05 – Nick Attacks Innocent Policeman
Looks like the po-po have finally realized something's up in Dawson's Creek. 

0:06 – Charles (Gale Harold) Thinks He's Being Haunted
By the memory of his hair flop, probably. 

0:08 – Charles's House Lights on Fire
Something wicca this way comes!

0:09 – Cassie’s Mom Prances Around Town
Looks like someone resurrected the dead. We blame Ethan's plaid shirt. It just wants attention

0:10 – Various Angles of Cassie's Face Take Over The Screen
Just one angle wouldn't accurately express all the feelings she's feeling. 

0:11 – Amelia Ignores Cassie
No time for you, peasant spawn.

0:12 – John Blackwell Looks Shocked
While wearing a double popped collar.

0:13 – Charles Covers His Face and Cries Soft Tears
Shh, just let it all out. 

0:14 – Diana (Shelley Hennig) Tries to Convince Cassie That Blackwell Is Evil
There's nothing wrong with a good ol' fashioned pregnancy pact.

0:15 – Blackwell Stares at a Crystal Rock
My preciousssss.

0:17 – Diana Wanders Down the Street 
Oh no, is this girl pulling a Pretty Woman? Don't do it, Dirty Di!

0:18 – Someone Cuts Their Finger
As Jake (Chris Zylka) would say, "Now isn't the time for bloodletting."

0:18 – Camera Lingers on Decorative Drawing Made From Blood!
Sigh, Adam (Thomas Dekker) is making "art" again.

0:19 – Nick Holds Out a Crystal, Looks Totally Nuts
Give the guy a break, there's a demon worm living in him. 

0:19 – Cassie Hangs Out in the Rain
OMG, "stop this storm," girl!

0:20 – Melissa Stands Up For Nick
He's sexy, and she knows it. 

0:21 – Adam Makes Hilarious O-Face as a Car Lands on Him
At least he went out with a LOL.

0:22 – Jake Looks Sweaty, Says Something Unintelligible
Whatever, he's just jealous that the prodigal Armstrong is back and better than ever.

0:23 – Jake and Nick Wrestle, We Swoon
And we're out. Gotta go watch that bad boy in slow motion.

 

 

Credit: YouTube Photo: Secret Circle Extended Promo Video For Season 1, Episode 21, “Prom”: A Haunting We Will Go