Credit: Sergi Bachlakov/The CW ©2011 The CW Network Photo: Charles Meade Does Not Approve in The Secret Circle Season 1, Episode 13: "Medallion"

It’s a well-established fact that Charles Meade (Gale Harold) is the president of Chance Harbor’s Lonely Hearts Club. Basically, he’s Dawson Leery 20 years later.

Charles was married back in the day, but his wife was killed in the fiery boat massacre sixteen years ago, and he’s been holding a torch for Dawn (Natasha Henstridge) ever since. She’s the only semblance of a girlfriend Charles has had, and so far their relationship has consisted of a few bottles of wine, a pet rock, and one wet, slobbery kiss that made millions of pre-teens nauseous.

Sadly, Dawn is the only middle-aged hottie in Chance Harbor (all the other ones are dead, obvs). Is there any hope for Charles finding a new lady-friend, or will he have to start dating teenagers?