You guys, Charles Meade (Gale Harold) is a broken man. Ever since he took that melancholy boat ride and murdered a teenage boy, things just haven’t been the same – and he only has one person to turn to: Dawn Chamberlain (Natasha Henstridge).
But will Dawn let emo Charles ugly-cry all over her shoulder? And more importantly, will she let him sexplore his giant crush on her? Throwing Charles a makeout session is the least Dawn can do after what she put him through, and let’s get real: Who wouldn’t want to play a round of tonsil hockey with this hunk?
Then again, Dawn is kind of domineering and she just might be – you guessed it – asexual. We know, we know, she preggo’d her eggo with Faye (Phoebe Tonkin), but things change, and Dawn has more important things on her mind than boning lonely dads.
You tell us: do you think Charles and Dawn will finally get together?