Credit: Randy Holmes/ABC Family Channel Photo: Jack & Madison in Season 3, Episode 18: "Another Proposal"

Oh, Ricky. You just can’t stop talking about doing the nasty can you? Thank God — there’s nothing we love more than hearing the S-word come out of this stud’s kissable lips. All the sexy pillow talk in tonight’s epic episode of Secret Life blew our minds, but we still had time to jot down our fave SEX-y quotes! Check it:

1. Amy: “I love you and I know you love me. And I’m ready to have sex with you. So I’m going to go into the bedroom, and I’m going to take this off, and I’m going to be wearing some French lingerie that I bought in New York, and the two of us are going to get into bed and do what we’ve been wanting to do for a long time.”
OMG! Haute, Hawt, Hot, Haught, H.O.T!

2. Ben: “I’m not prepared to have sex with you tonight. I’m not emotionally prepared.”
Oh, Ben. Always such a virgin, even when you’re technically not one.

3. Adrian (pointing to her giant belly bump): “I feel like having sex like this.”
What, preggo? Sounds like the worst ménage à trois ever.

4. Jack: “Would it be stupid if the two of us actually had sex?”
Well, considering that two of your besties are preggers — yes, Jack. Yes, it would be.

5. Grant: “Alright, alright, I’ll sleep in the same bed as you and not have sex with you.”
High five, dude — you’re about to do the Secret Life impossible!

Want more sex? Check out the SEX-iest quotes from last week’s eppy!