Of course, this isn’t Amy’s first white wedding. She was illegally married to a sausage prince for a few minutes, but let’s pretend like it never happened and move on.
Check out 7 things we want to see happen on Ramy’s big day!
1. A Baby John Meltdown
Baby John still hasn’t learned to talk or cry at the rip old age of 3, so he’ll have no choice but to silently protest his parent’s wedding with a sign-language meltdown.
Hopefully, spitting, scratching and clawing will be involved, and if he really wants to break out the big guns, he’ll purposefully pee all over his suit.
2. A gorgeous dress!
After the fashion frightmare that was Amy’s last wedding dress, we fully expect her to hit a home run in round two. She’d look gorgeous in something simple and elegant — check out some possibilities and vote on your favorite!
3. Adorable vows!
We might poke the occasional fun at Ricky and Amy, but their love is purer than snow. Plus, now that we’ve seen how good Ricky is at writing speeches, we’re sure his vows to Ames will be golden.
Sigh, happy tears!
4. Pee on a stick!
It wouldn’t be a Secret Life wedding if someone didn’t get preggers!
If everything goes according to plan, Amy will start feeling sick the morning of the wedding, take a pregnancy test and realize there’s a bun in her oven seconds before she walks down the aisle.
5. A dramatic interruption!
Here’s to hoping Adrian will binge eat her lip gloss collection and crash Ricky and Amy’s wedding in the hopes of stealing Amy’s spot on the alter.
Sure, she might be “over” Ricky, but if there’s one universal truth in this world, it’s that Adrian always goes back on her word!
6. Drunk Ben!
Remember back in the day when Ben was an innocent nerd with a love for button-ups? What happened?
Now our sausage prince is a broken-hearted sometimes drunk. Everyone knows weddings are the perfect place for some of-legal-age drinking, so we fully expect Ben to get loaded.
7. A hot honeymoon!
Who cares about the wedding day when there’s the wedding night to think of! Ricky and Amy are in for some hot married fun in the honeymoon suite of whatever Motel 6 they crash!
Roses, champagne ... perhaps even a hot tub time machine?