Credit: Randy Holmes/ABC Family Channel Photo: Daniel, Grace, and Jack Look At The Dance Floor in Episode 4.08, "Dancing With The Stars"

Secret Life of The American Teenager’s graduation extravaganza is so epic, the writers couldn’t even fit all the dramz into just one hour! Yes, that’s right: the Secret Lifers will be in cap and gown for two episodes: 4.12, “Pomp” and 4.13 “And Circumstance.” Double trouble!

Check out seven things we want to see go down during graduation — and yes, a surprise pregnancy is no. one on the list. Well, duh!

1. A surprise pregnancy! Considering that Secret Life can hardly get through half a season without someone getting sperminated, we’d be shocked if one of the leading ladies doesn’t find out their packing a baby at graduation. Time to place bets on if it’s a girl or a boy!

2. Hat throwing! All good high school graduations involve the senior class enthusiastically throwing their caps up into the air in celebration. Even better? If the Grant High teens spelled out a phrase on top of their heads. Something like, “Always use protection.” Just a suggestion.

3. Grace and Jack reunite! Grace and Jack are clearly obsessed with each other. We know it, he knows it, she knows it. The only problem is that she’s in denial. We’d love to see these two finally give into their primal urges and run at each other in a fit of passion! What’s the point of wearing a big gown if you can’t get frisky underneath it?

4. A proposal! It looks like we just might get our wish on this one. Rumor has it that someone is getting down on one knee and popping the question during the graduation ceremony. Our money is on Ricky and Amy!

5. An emotional speech! Ricky and Jack will both give speeches at Grant High’s graduation, and while you might not think they’re the sensitive types, don’t forget that Jack started crying during sex with Madison. There’s no way he won’t deliver a tear-jerker.

6. Someone gets rushed to hospital! Of course we don’t want anyone to up and die during pomp and circumstance, but how dramatic would it be if someone (cough, Leo, cough) was rushed to the hospital right in the middle of graduation? Now that would be memorable!

7. A makeout session! We don’t care who it is, where it is, or why it happens, but someone needs to hook up during during Ricky’s graduation speech. Otherwise, he might have hurt feelings!