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You guys, we are legitimately concerned about George Juergens' mental well being. And not just because his ex-wife came out of the closet and his teen daughter just got fake married to her baby daddy.

Thanks to this extra special sneak peek clip from the next episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager, we get to see father Georgie like we've never seen him before: on the brink of a nervous breakdown!

But what sends this proud pops on a downward spiral into full-fledged insanity? A note from the one and only Ashley Juergens. You know, his other sexually active teenage daughter.

What does the note say, you ask? It could be any number of things, but our best guess is she either took off for Italy or she's pregnant with Toby's baby.

But you're the Secret Life experts, so you tell us: What does Ashley's note say?