"Beans and Weenies": Greatest Quotes From Secret Life Season 5, Episode 3: "I Do and I Don't"

Ready to celebrate our favorite show's 100th episode with some truly amazing quotes? We're talking Bibles, flashmobs and — duh — sausage!

Sigh, you've done it again, Secret Life producers. This is the sound of us clapping.

1. A random student hands out Ricky masks: "Ricky on a stick? Ricky on a stick? Ricky on a stick? Rick on a stick? Ricky on a stick?"

We will be chanting this during our next prayer circle.

2. Grace gives Amy a present: "I wanted to give you this gift from me. It’s the book on which your vows are based."

The Hunger Games?

3. Dylan's friend eyerolls at the plebes: "I heard there’s going to be some kind of low-class flash mob."

You heard correctly.

4. Madison calls out Lauren: "Stop quoting The Help."
Lauren: "I can’t."

We feel you girl. Can't stop, won't stop.

5. Ashley eats dinner: "What is this?"
Nora: "Beans and weenies. Or is it weenies and beans? No, beans and weenies."

Honestly, why is Ash so surprised? She was bottle-fed ground sausage juice as a child.