This week's episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager was jam-packed with conversations about raw meat and the occasional lol-fest about the horrors of pot.
Take a look back on the best of the best — and watch out, you might have a sudden urge to eat breakfast sausage after reading this.
Ricky: "We can if we want."
A vegan diet is Ricky's kryptonite.
We're horrified by Leo's parenting techniques.
Feel the burn, Grace.
4. Tom walks in on Jack writhing around Grace's bed: "What are you doing in here, pervert?"
Our thoughts exactly, Tom.
5. Ricky dishes out some wisdom: "Do not have sex at school or on school property, and if you do have sex off school property, do not have sex in a parked car or a public place."
What would we do without him?