This week, Secret Life tackled homosexuality, and as you might have guessed the quotes were confuzzled, vaguely offensive, and completely hilarious.
We've rounded up the top five LOL-bombs of the episode for you to look back on!
And for the record, hot dogs are neither gay nor straight, George. They are clearly bi-curious.
People under the age of 70 shouldn't say "gays."
2. John: "Gay."
Just in case you forgot what this episode is about.
3. George asks Nora a deep question: "What’s gay about the Fourth of July? Hot dogs?"
4. Kathleen tries to make a joke: "I don’t think a pair of jeans can make you gay, unless they’re really, really tight."
LOL, awkward middle aged humor at its best.
5. Grace makes Jack an offer he can't refuse: "I need you to be my boyfriend and have sex with me. Lots and lots and lots of sex. Day and night. Around the clock, 24/7. Oral sex, sex sex, any kinda sex, all kinds of sex."
Girl needs to see a therapist.