Full disclosure: Three out of five of this week's Secret Life of the American Teenager quotes are about meat. In other words, you're welcome!
2. Dylan asks Bunny how she gets her hair so shiny: "A little secret I call bacon grease."
We're really worried about George's blood pressure.
4. Amy orders food for Ricky: "Can I get a large cheese pizza, half meat lovers’ special, please … to go?"
It's as though vegetables are Ricky's kryptonite.
5. Jack gives Tom (and us) a life lesson: "Hey you remember when you hit me with that football? Life is like that, it hits you where it hurts."
Someone get this boy an inspirational speaking gig.