Hats off to the Secret Life writers for another fabulous week of WTF quotes! We've rounded up the best doozies from episode 21 for your enjoyment (they're pure gold!) –– and feel free to use these bad-boys on your friends and family.
1. Lauren brags to Amy: "I hand-washed a blouse last week."
Someone give this girl a medal!
2. Alice and Henry have the most awkward conversation ever: "I don’t want to be a whore. I want to be your whore."
Totally normal thing for a high school student to say.
3. Lauren greets her bestie: "Madison, you are such an idiot."
Madison: "I know, I know, I know."
It's like these kids have never even heard of foreplay.
5. Bunny doles out some wisdom to Ben: "Here’s the thing, noodlehead."
This is what we'll be calling Ben from now on.