Ready for an all new season of WTF glory? Secret Life's premiere was chock full of hi-larious one-liners from Amy and Ricky's honeymoon night (and more!), and we've rounded up the top five quotes from Season 5, Episode 1 "To Begin With..." to get you pumped up for a summer of Secret Life bliss!
1. Amy flirts with her hubby: "It’s our day … and it’s going to be our night."
Their night of milk drinking was just plain naughty!
2. Ben hates on himself: "I suck."
Correction: You burn.
3. Amy enjoys her honeymoon: "This milk was such a great idea."
Nothing spells romance like milk with a side of condoms.
4. Grace prays: "Forgive me, Lord, I have ruined my life with sex. I could have been somebody, I could have been a contender."
Sigh, someone had to watch On The Waterfront during summer school....
5. George explains Amy and Ricky's living situation: "They live in a shack above a meat store."
That would be accurate, yes.