"I Miss My Virginity": Greatest Quotes From Secret Life Season 5, Episode 7

There were even more whacktacular doozies than usual during this week's episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager, each of them more golden than the last. Sure, most of the words that came out of Ben's mouth were unintelligible, but it's called the language of love, guys. Without further ado, check out our roundup of the funniest seven quotes from Season 5, Episode 7: "Girlfriends."

7. Leo celebrates good times: "I’m nine months from having him graduate high school. Freedom is just around the corner."
Leo is the Katie Holmes of Secret Life.

6. Ben speaks gibberish: "Life is all about does the boy get the girl, does the girl get the boy, or does the boy get the boy, or does the girl get the girl, or any of that — all of that."
No idea what this means, but we're 100 percent sure it's awesome.

5. Random high schooler insults Amy: "I would never have taken the name Underwood, either. It's totally lame"
Sidekick: "Yeah, it’s gross. It sounds like underpants."
Really? We think it sounds like Thunder Wood.

4. Ricky bonds with Jack: "Get a hybrid, man! The only way to go."
Jack: "They're a little too girly for me."
Ricky is all about alternative energy, guys.
 
3. Grace feels sorry for herself: "People are totally prejudiced against Christians."
Clearly, girlfriend hasn't been paying attention in World History 101.
  
2. Henry talks up his parents: "My parents feel that matters of the heart should be decided by the heart."
Completely brilliant.

1. Kathy airs her regrets: "I miss my virginity."
Ethan: "Well, if you want, you can have mine."
Once again, Ethan: You are talking to a nine-months-pregnant teenager.

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