full size Amy and Ricky Look Shocked in Season 5, Episode 2: "Shotgun"
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Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they're shared with … all of Grant High?

Let's face it, guys. Ricky and Amy are basically doomed. Their secret — that they lied to pretty much everyone in the state of California about their elopement — is bound to come out. And Lord help them when it does!

But who will be first to scoop their story? Will it be Amy's sneaky little sister, Ashley? Or has she already jetted off to revolutionize the pasta-making industry in Italy? Or, how about Lauren and Madison? These girls can rock a trench coat better than Inspector Gadget himself.

Or perhaps we're way off base and it's a member of Ricky and Amy's parental unit. Can you imagine how crushed poor George Juergens would feel if he found about his daughter's sham wedding!

Tell us, Secret Life experts. Who will be the first to find out the truth about Amy and Ricky?