College is around the corner for most of the crew on Secret Life of the American Teenager!

As much as we hate the thought of our Secret Life besties leaving preggers-ville, we want them to be cool and stay in school! But where, oh where should they go?

Don’t sweat it — Wetpaint Entertainment has matched The Secret Life of the American Teenagers to their perfect schools!

full size Ricky Gives His Valedictorian Speech in Season 4, Episode 13: "And Circumstance"
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Ricky and Amy = UCLA: As valedictorian of his high school, Ricky could probably go anywhere. He'll probably start off at some local junior college, so he can be with Amy and John, but when Amy graduates, these soon-to-be-newlyweds need to set their sights on the bright lights of Los Angeles! Amy could pursue music, while Ricky pursues surfing. And Baby John? He could be the Disney Channel's next big star!

Adrian = Arizona State: Adrian needs a college where she can nurture partying ways. And what better school to celebrate turning 21 at than Arizona State? It’s one of the top party schools in the entire country! 

Ben = Brown: Ben is totally living on the wrong side of the country. Yes, West Coast is the best coast, but this boy belongs east side. We can totally see Ben getting all artistic at Brown, a liberal arts college full of hipsters and artists who love nothing more than wallowing in self-pity.

Grace = Texas Christian: Grace can get her education on in The Lone Star State while studying her fave book: the Bible! This goody two-shoes totally belongs at a Christian school — after all, what better place for a good girl to go bad? 

Jack = Any SEC school: Obviously, Jack’s life skills lie in the bedroom and on the football field — and at a Southeastern Conference school he can put both talents to use! These colleges are full of pretty cheerleaders who want to do it with hottie quarterbacks, plus they’re known for their stellar football teams! Who knows, maybe Jack will go pro?