Credit: Randy Holmes/ABC Family Channel (c) 2011 Disney ABC Television Group Photo: Everyone Catches Up in Episode 3.15, "Who Do You Trust"

OMG! Secret Life’s Season 3B premiere was the series’ best season opener EVER! Can you believe it? Over 3.3 million viewers tuned in — including 1.1 million of you fangirls in the 18-34 demo — to see Badrian and the gang on Monday night. No wonder #secretlife trended on Twitter!

The 3B premier blew last summer’s 3A premiere out of the water, so Secret Life is officially at it’s peak! Not only that, but it was Monday’s No. 1 cable show across the target female audience. In your face, Gossip Girl!

The good news doesn’t end there: Secret Life took over cable’s no. 1 rank at 8 o’clock across ALL target demos (18-34, 18-49, and 12-34)! Yup, even the old folks were watching!

With stats like this, Secret Life isn’t going anywhere fast. If you’re a math nerd and want to get into the nitty gritty percentages of how much the best show ever kicked butt, go here!

These awesome stats are all thanks to you guys, Secret Life’s loyal fans. You’re the best!