Credit: ABC Family Photo: Amy & Baby John Share a Moment

We’ve already spoiled the news that Ricky and Amy take John to the ER next season, but we’re dying to know what’s wrong with the little dude! There’s definitely something up with this baber — he never speaks and he’s freakishly well-behaved. Seriously, Amy comes home, sets John on the floor, says “Go play,” and he just wanders off and sits there. It’s like, crack a smile, kid.

So, what’s wrong with Ramy’s adorbz spawn? Your guess is as good as ours, but we do know this: Ricky and Amy are “very surprised” about what the doctors have to say.

Our guess is that John’s a secret genius.


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