Credit: Secret Life of the American Teenager Facebook page Photo: Leo Is a Happy Dad in Secret Life Season 3, Episode 8: "The Sound of Silence"

We know you’ve been tweeting up a storm about Leo and Betty’s Secret Life divorce, but things are about to get even more interesting in the parental dramz department! Leo can’t stand ridin’ solo, so he finds himself a new piece of meat before his divorce from Betty is even finalized. So who’s the lucky lady? Camille, Leo’s secretary of 20 years!

That’s right, Leo and Camille are finally taking their mutual love for sausage to the next level — but there’s just one problem. Betty’s divorce lawyer is determined to score her some serious cash, and he snaps a picture of Leo and Camille at Grant High’s graduation!

Sorry, Ben: You just lost your inheritance.