If you think we're about to crack a joke about Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham's flourishing pizza joint job, check yourself, dear readers. We're not totally heartless.
No, we're happy to report that Farrah finished her associate's degree in culinary school, and is now moving on to pursue her bachelor's. So what's in store for the Teen Mom star now that she's halfway done with college?
A parenting advice book for teens (Chapter 1: "Don't Get Pregnant as a Teen. The End"), plus a health food vending machine franchise being opened in schools are among the projects she's currently juggling. Farrah told MomFinds.com, "From there I plan to open my own restaurant — I’ve been perfecting my business plan — and I will continue to create my own products and businesses and try to impact others in a positive way." Not shabby!
As for that completely adorable itty bitty puppy Farrah and Sophia seemingly impulse-purchased on last week's episode? Well, her mom didn't TFO, which was a good sign, but Farrah quickly realized that she may not have thought out the whole dog acquisition thing as well as she could have.
"I feel buying a puppy, when I had so many other responsibilities financially, just added stress. The puppy became more of a chore rather than something I could truly enjoy," she admitted.
Farrah stayed mum on the fate of the pooch, but she did offer that we would see what happened to it next week on the show. Thanks for the spoiler!