"This Is a Nice Football Field, It’s Like, So Pretty": Greatest Quotes From Secret Life Season 5, Episode 4: "Lies and Byes"

We love nothing more than when our favorite Secret Lifers spend an entire episode talking about meat, sausage, meat scraps, bacon, and t-bones –– and this week steak was on the menu.

Enjoy yet another roundup of the best quotes from this week's episode. Oh, and vegetarians? To the left.

5. Amy gives Ricky an offer he can't refuse: "We'll just do what my parents did. We’ll say we got married when we didn’t, and then we’ll get married and not say that we did."

Yes, this makes perfect sense.

4. Grace greets Jack: "This is a nice football field, it’s like, so pretty."

We're concerned the color pink has done irreversible brain damage...

3. Anne tries to have a conversation with Ricky: "So, give me three steaks, and I want you and Amy to have a wedding."

This is how all propositions should begin.

2. Ricky flies into a rage: "Don’t tell me to calm down. I hate that, telling me to 'calm down' when I’m not calm. It makes me more not calm."

Whoever wrote this sentence deserves an award.

1. Sad Ben remains sad: "I’m letting all the blood rush to my brain. I’m hoping it’ll help me think more clearly or that I’ll just pass out and not have to think at all."

Well, this is the most depressing thing we've ever heard in our lives.