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With the first half of The Secret Life of the American Teenager Season 5 behind us, we have a lot of memories to ponder until the spring premiere.

Out of all of the new characters we met, Ethan was by far the most interesting. The ex-juvie has a troubled past, but he still managed to win over new (and very pregnant) girl Kathy. Throughout their relationship, however, he said some pretty crazy things. Here are five of our favorites — or at least most horrifying — Ethan quotes from Secret Life Season 5!

5. Ethan gets in touch with his inner pregnant lady in Season 5, Episode 11: "I've watched too many births on the Internet since I met you. It's desensitized me."

Is there a YouTube channel for that?

4. Ethan defends Kathy in Season 5, Episode 9: "Look, that’s precious cargo in that belly — I’m just making sure it gets to the right port."

With Ethan, it’s like more of a car accident in progress.

3. Ethan brags about his skills in Season 5, Episode 8: "I’m really good with condoms.

Is he making balloon animals or … ?

2. Ethan continues to flirt with Kathy in Season 5, Episode 5: "I’m just curious. I’ve never done a pregnant girl before."

Now that’s what we call romantic.

1. Ethan preps Kathy for labor in Season 5, Episode 10: "Just wait until the baby breaks out of you and leaves your insides destroyed."

We have no words.

What do you think of Ethan, Secret Lifers? Do you think he and Kathy should be together? Weigh in below!