The Secret Life of the American Teenager finale was a lot of things, but most of all it was a huge sex-fest.
Seriously, these kids took their obsession with doing the nasty to the next level. How many couples had sex? Three? Four? We don’t even know, it was just one big blur of morning after confusion.
As we know from every other couple on Secret Life who have consumated it, if you have sex you get knocked up.
So who will be pregnancy’s next victim?