Credit: ABC Family Photo: Grace Confronts Adrian in 4.12 "Pomp"

The Secret Life of the American Teenager finale was a lot of things, but most of all it was a huge sex-fest.

Seriously, these kids took their obsession with doing the nasty to the next level. How many couples had sex? Three? Four? We don’t even know, it was just one big blur of morning after confusion.

As we know from every other couple on Secret Life who have consumated it, if you have sex you get knocked up.

So who will be pregnancy’s next victim?

Will Adrian pop out a baber with Henry? Will Madison birth Jesse’s bird-loving spawn? Did Ben pop a bun in Dylan’s oven? Will Jack procreate with Raven?

Did Ricky and Amy celebrate their engagement with baby no. 2? So many possibilities!