You guys, we're so worried about Ben. And not just because he's a divorced teenager with an addiction to sausage. Ben's love affair with Dylan recently took a turn for the explosive, and it looks like he accidentally burned down her school with the power of a few s'mores.
Ben and Dylan are still underage, but that doesn't mean they won't end up in juvie if the police find out about their flirtation with arson. While the fact that Dylan's dad controls the cameras at her school is definitely a bonus, what happens if that pesky security guard suddenly remembers that Dylan and Ben were making sweet love in the chem lab after hours?
Not to mention the fact that gossip spreads around Secret Life faster than a nasty STI. It's only a matter of time before the entire school knows about Ben's burning love for Dylan, and the po-po won't be far behind! Sigh, hope Benny looks good in orange.