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Sigh, you think you know someone, and then you find out they have a fetish for hot, sweaty girls. Oh, Henry. We'll never look at this sweet, innocent Secret Lifer the same way again.

So, why did Henry reveal his unusual fetish while simultaneously scarring viewers? Because he has a crush on Madison, his new bestie!

These two have been joint at the hip since they were abandoned by their respective friend groups, but it looks like their friendship is heating up.

Madison and Henry kissed during this week's episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager, but they didn't go any further for the sake of preserving their friendship. After all, sex changes everything!

We're impressed by how mature M&H are being, and maybe they're a kind of cute couple after all. Sure, Mads is slightly ditzy, but Henry can teach her the ways of the world while also enjoying how sweaty she is!

Do you think Madison and Henry should lock hips and lips, or is their naughty hook-up a disaster waiting to happen?