Credit: ABC Family Photo: Ashley Looks Pouty in Episode 3.23, "Round II"

Secret Life of the American Teenager loves itself a surprise pregnancy almost as much as Anne loves her crazy bangs. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Our fave show is three seasons strong and has already dealt with three pregnancies! That’s one pregnancy per season, people.

Season 4 is around the corner, so who will get procreated next? Our money’s on Amy’s virginal sister, Ashley. There’s no way Toby won’t pop Ash’s cherry — he’s cute, charming and judging from his sexcapades, won’t expect too much from Ash. But will they use protection?

Doubtful. This is The House of Juergens were talking about. No one is safe.