Ashley Juergens

3 ... 2 ... 1 ...  Happy New Year! It’s time to break out your party hats and high heels, because we’re celebrating the new year in style with some scintillating resolutions for our sex-crazed Secret Lifers!

First on the list? Try not to miraculously get preggo while making out during the ball drop. Yep, that one’s for you, Amy.

Ricky

Let’s keep it simple for the...

Santa’s making his list and checking it twice, and this year he wants us to find out which Secret Lifers are naughty or nice!

Done and done. We’ve rounded up our favorite sex-addicts and grouped them into two lists: Those who are getting a handout from the big man, and those who are stuck with a lump of coal in their stocking. Check it out!

We’ve hit the point on Secret Life of the American Teenager where everyone’s slept (or gate-way sexed) with everyone else, and it’s downright confusing.

The cast has swapped so much spit, we thought you might need a little help remembering whose locked lips (and hips) with who.

Where to begin? Ricky and Adrian, Adrian and Ben, Ben and Amy, Amy and Ricky — and to top it...

It’s been almost a year since Ashley Juergens has been up in this piece, and we’re dying to know what happened to her.

Did she get eaten by an alligator in Florida? Is she living under a highway bridge somewhere? We miss you, girl!

Ashley left Preggers City behind when she embarked on a road-trip at the beginning of Secret Life of the American Teenager season 4, and has been MIA...