Quotes

With the first half of The Secret Life of the American Teenager Season 5 behind us, we have a lot of memories to ponder until the spring premiere.

Out of all of the new characters we met, Ethan was by far the most interesting. The ex-juvie has a troubled past, but he still managed to win over new (and very pregnant) girl Kathy. Throughout their relationship, however, he said some pretty...

It's official: The Secret Life of the American Teenager is on hiatus. There aren't enough sad face emoticons to convey our grief, especially since we have no idea whether or not Jack is dead. Luckily, we have some sage words of wisdom from our favorite Secret Lifers to get us through the rough times. Check out the 10 best quotes from the epic Season 5 summer finale, and try not to sob all...

There's only one week left until Secret Life of the American Teenager spreads its confuzzled wings and flies off into the great unknown. Who knows how we're going to get through the hiatus without Leo's wise musings or Ben's word vom, but these quotes will help ease the blow. Check out the best doozies from Season 5, Episode 10!

10. Dylan's friend real talks: "Hookers are dangerous. Drugs,...

This week, The Secret Life of the American Teenager taught us several valuable lessons about feminism and erotic literature, not to mention the fact that campus pimps are wandering around our dorms. The more you know.

Check out this week's top 10 quotes in the most epic, LOL-tastic roundup yet!

10. Clementine hits up campus security: "Hey, Bubba. We have an unwanted visitor."
Bubba: "What...

A special thing happened during this week's episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager, guys. Ben morphed into his Shakespearean alter ego — we call him Benjamin — and served up all kinds of life lessons in an accent from ye olden days. We'll let the quotes speak for themselves in our roundup of this week's top 10 doozies!

10. Ben shoots down Ethan: "I have no desire...