Season 5: Episode 4

We love nothing more than when our favorite Secret Lifers spend an entire episode talking about meat, sausage, meat scraps, bacon, and t-bones –– and this week steak was on the menu.

Enjoy yet another roundup of the best quotes from this week's episode. Oh, and vegetarians? To the left.

5. Amy gives Ricky an offer he can't refuse: "We'll just do what my parents did. We’ll...

Secret Life took a short hiatus for July 4, and we're experiencing all kinds of horrifying withdrawal symptoms as a result. Let's just say we spent the week slathering bacon grease in our hair and binge eating breakfast sausage.

Luckily, our favorite show and its professional sperminators are back and better than ever, and this week is even more dramatic than usual. Mostly because Ben might...

It's no secret that Grant High's youngest dropout is itching to set sail across the Atlantic, to a place where the pasta sauce flows like wine, and the wine flows like … well, you know.

But will Ashley Juergens really jump ship to the Italian countryside, leaving her friends and family behind in the good ol' US of A?

According to the official show synopsis for the next episode of The...

We need more Secret Life of the American Teenager, and we need it now! If Monday night's episode seems light years away, check out a sneak peak at the drama-rama with Wetpaint Entertainment’s super spoiler roundup!

1. Brand New Promo For Episode 4

On the next episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager, Amy tells Ricky she likes being "pretend married," but Ricky doesn't agree. Will...

You guys, we are legitimately concerned about George Juergens' mental well being. And not just because his ex-wife came out of the closet and his teen daughter just got fake married to her baby daddy.

Thanks to this extra special sneak peek clip from the next episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager, we get to see father Georgie like we've never seen him before: on the brink of a...