Season 5: Episode 6

You guys, everything is happening in Secret Life Land. People are being stabbed, Jesus may or may not have had sex (ask Adrian), we're getting life lessons all over the place, and Jack wants to get married. So intense, right?! Lucky for you, we've rounded up the seven best quotes from the episode for you to ponder. Check 'em out!

7. Kathy bonds with her new crush: "The guy stabbed you?"
Ethan:......

Sigh. Another day, another beautiful WTF-tastic episode of Secret Life. This week, our favorite show tackled all kinds of controversial material, specifically The Man Upstairs. And no, we're not talking about Ricky, though, yes — he does live upstairs. We're talking about God, aka The Creator Of Ricky's Coif. Gird your loins, ladies — things are about to get spiritual.

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The Secret Life of the American Teenager’s golden couple is losing their shine. As Amy and Ricky’s non-engagement rages on, so does the faux-fiance’s temper.

As seen in this confrontational clip from tonight’s episode, things are getting “ridiculous,” but is it the final straw? (And is it just us, or is a non-marriage ending in church totally ironic?)

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Everyone on The Secret Life of the American Teenager may be sneaking around next week, but don’t fret — we’ll hand these spoilers to you, no questions asked.

Here’s what you need to know about next Monday’s episode, “Holy Rollers”:

1. Brand New Promo For Episode 6

Confrontations, tears, kisses, and something forbidden — but not in that order....